WATCH: John Kennedy Makes Hannity Explode In Laughter With Hilarious Line

If U.S. Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) grows tired of elected office, he might find himself a successful second act in stand-up comedy.

The Louisiana Republican made Fox News’ Sean Hannity nearly burst into tears of laughter when he urged top Democratic leaders to buy their manhood off of Amazon after spending months kowtowing to the far-left wing of their party.

“The mainstream wing of the party is scared to death of the loon wing,” Kennedy said. “They won’t speak up, and they don’t stand for anything anymore.”

His comments came in response to Hannity’s query about why Senate and House Minority Leaders Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) are going to lengths to oppose President Donald Trump’s takeover of Washington, D.C., given the high-profile instances of crime that have hardened Trump’s resolve to restore law and order.

“All they stand for… is against whatever President Trump stands for,” Kennedy continued.

“That’s why we’ve found ourselves in the position where mainstream Democrats have come out firmly and passionately in favor of crime in Washington, D.C.”

Asked by Hannity whether he views both Democrats as “minority leaders in name only,” Kennedy let loose a zinger.

“I know Chuck very well, and I say this with all due respect: Chuck and Hakeem need to go to Amazon, buy some testicles, and stand up to the loon wing of their party.

“And until they’re willing to do that… I haven’t heard Senator Schumer say anything bad about Mamdani, I mean the guy’s a socialist! The party is not going to get better this way,” he concluded.

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In an expletive-laced answer, Schumer told a liberal podcaster on Wednesday that his party will go to all possible lengths to prevent Trump’s takeover of D.C. from going beyond its present 30-day window.

“No f**king way,” Schumer said on an episode of “The Parnas Perspective” with host Aaron Parnas.

“We’ll fight him tooth and nail.… He needs to get Congress to approve it, and not only are we not going to approve it, but there are some Republicans who don’t like it either.”

“This is, again, just a distraction. He’s afraid of Epstein,” Schumer continued. “He’s afraid of all that, and we are not going to give up on Epstein.”

Trump insisted that his takeover is in response to a “national emergency” unfolding in D.C. where the number of homicides in 2025 surpassed 100 this week.

“Well, if it’s a national emergency, we can do it without Congress. But we expect to be before Congress very quickly. And again, we think the Democrats will not do anything to stop crime, but we think the Republicans will do it almost unanimously. So we’re going to need a crime bill. That we’re going to be putting in, and it’s going to pertain initially to DC. We’re going to use it as a very positive example,” Trump told reporters at the Kennedy Center, Fox News reported.