Person Takes a Poop in Aisle Next to Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway Show

During a recent performance of the Broadway show “Some Like It Hot,” feces was discovered in the aisle near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton.

Although a source associated with the show has claimed that it was an isolated event, another source has revealed that the theater’s employees have reported similar incidents occurring during other shows, causing potential disruption to the audience.

“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,”according to PageSix, “the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo.”

“The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act” according to their source. However, a different source told the news outlet that “the theater’s staff said that the s–t’s (almost) hit the fans at other performances as well.”

According to one insider, the culprit behind the recent incident was an elderly individual, which is a regrettable situation. Nevertheless, the theater staff promptly intervened, and Act II resumed as planned. Another insider claims that an eyewitness approached the house manager after the incident and was informed that this was not the first occurrence. In fact, it was allegedly the fourth time something like this had happened. The source then speculated that someone might be intentionally defecating in the aisle or bringing in excrement to dump secretly in the theater.

Those poor workers.