Radical left-wing late night host Stephen Colbert ruthlessly mocked the Republican Party, referring to them as “fascists” and members of the Ku Klux Klan the day after predictions of a “red wave” failed to come to fruition in this week’s midterm elections.
Colbert, who back in May stated the Republican Party was “choosing its direction for 2022: original recipe nutballs or extra crispy cuckoo cojones,” was absolutely thrilled to see Democrats perform better than predicted. While the GOP is still currently expected to take a very narrow House majority, control over the Senate is still currently up for grabs.
According to the Daily Wire, Colbert went on to taunt Republicans by saying, “As a performer, there are three things you don’t want to follow: animals, children, or a fascist takeover of your country. These results is (sic) a crisp nut-punch to Republican optimism leading up to this election.”
Colbert, who identifies as a comedian, though I was always under the impression you had to be funny to be one of those, continued, going on to cite headlines that he saw on the Internet.
“’The vaunted red wave never hit the shore in mid-term elections,’” he attempted to wise crack. “‘That’s not a red wave,’ and ‘The red wave was more like a pink splash.’”
“Yes, a pink splash,” Colbert added. “It was a salmon drizzle, a rosy wash. It’s like what happens when you accidentally wash your Klan robes with your MAGA hat. It’s just a little pink wash.”
This guy is so outdated. Calling the GOP racist is so ten years ago. Those jokes have lost all meaning, along with the very word “racism” itself, thanks to the inappropriate usage of dopes like Colbert and his “clan” of moronic mates in the progressive movement.
There have been many occasions when Colbert has made it clear he hates conservatives. Back in March, while gas prices were soaring to unbelievable heights which left many Americans devastated financially, Colbert decided to mock the average Joe having a hard time making ends meet, stating that it was part of the price of supporting Ukraine in its efforts against Russia.
What a guy.
“Today, the average gas price in America hit an all-time record high of over $4 a gallon,” he went on to say. “OK, that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck or two. It’s important. I’m willing to pay $4/gallon. Hell, I’ll pay $15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla.”
Well, congrats, Mr. Colbert. You are part of the wealthy class in America, so no wonder you don’t mind paying high prices for gasoline. And as far as driving a Tesla, congratulations. Glad you can afford one. It must be so nice to be so terrible at your job, yet somehow make bank off of it.
“Back in May 2019, the cold open for his show opened by mocking farmers, intimating that if their finances were hurt by President Trump’s tariffs targeting China, they would lose their wives to convicts, start stripping for a living, become alcoholics, and turn to growing marijuana,” the Daily Wire reported.
“The show began by playing a clip from a CNN report that claimed President Trump’s ‘trade war [is] having a major impact on American farmers after talks with China have halted. Some farmers seem to be losing hope.’ That was followed by a clip of a farmer who said he had voted for Trump in 2016 but would not do so again,” the report continued.
The program then aired a cartoon called, “The Farmer in the Dell,” which was loosely based on the song of the same name, however there were new lyrics to go along with the visuals.
Tariffs posed by Trump
Put the farmers in a dump
Oh no, the derry-o, the farmer’s in a slump.
The farmer lost his wife.
She wants a better life.
She ran off with an ex-convict who rides a b****in’ bike.
The farmer needs a job.
He’s stripping while he sobs.
Hi-ho the stripper pole, they’re laughing at his knob.
The farmer drinks a lot,
His liver starts to rot.
Chuggitiy-chug the winey-o
Time to start growing pot.
Stephen Colbert is a real schmuck. On top of that, he’s not even funny. If you’re going to be that insulting, at least be funny too.