WATCH: Superstar Comedian Opens Trump’s MSG Rally With Epic Monologue

Tony Hinchcliffe, a stand-up comedy veteran and long-running host of the “Kill Tony” live podcast, opened up former President Donald Trump’s historic Madison Square Garden rally with a hilarious monologue.

Hinchcliffe is primarily known for his roast comedy and the “Kill Tony” podcast, which gives up-and-coming comedians a chance to perform in front of a panel of stand-up mainstays. The long-running show was previously taped at the iconic Comedy Store in Los Angeles, though the show has enjoyed newfound success since switching to the historic Antone’s Nightclub in Austin, Texas.

The veteran comedian spared nobody and covered plenty of ground in his 11-minute set, touching on the Democratic Party, Taylor Swift, the Israel-Palestine conflict and much more.

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“In Texas, stuff is really, really crazy. We’re right there by a wide open border, where are my proud Latinos at tonight?” Hinchcliffe said, drawing some acknowledgement from the crowd. “You guys see what I mean it’s wide open there’s so many of them it’s absolutely incredible.”

He then stressed that he “welcomes migrants to the United States with open arms,” adding, “and by open arms, I mean like this,” he continued before waving his arms in a “turn around” motion.

After stating that Travis Kelce might be the next O.J. Simpson, Hinchcliffe noted that Democrats are not short on celebrity endorsements. “The other side’s got a lot of crazy endorsements. Swift, Eminem, Leo DiCaprio, Beyonce. Every day the Democratic Party looks more and more like a P. Diddy party,” he said.

Hinchcliffe then took aim at “pointless wars.”

“It is unbelievable what’s happening right now. It is incredible. Ukraine versus Russia, Israel, it’s like bad soccer games. Who even cares? What are we doing? Why is our money involved in these wars?” the “Kill Tony” host continued. “When it comes to Israel and Palestine, we’re all thinking the same thing. Settle your stuff already. Best out of three. Rock, paper, scissors. You know the Palestinians are going to throw rock every time.”

He also addressed recent comments from Hillary Clinton, who labeled Trump’s historic Madison Square Garden rally as a “Nazi rally.”

“For the most anti-war president of my entire lifetime, and she calls him Hitler. Let me remind you, Hillary, I bet you did not see that one coming. By the way, if I commit suicide in three weeks, I didn’t.”

Hinchcliffe wrapped it up with an endorsement of former President Trump, stating that “god voted three months ago” when Trump was nearly assassinated in Butler, Pennsylvania on July 13.

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